Real talk, I was so proud of this song and then it flopped and i was sad. I still think its great so 😝
I follow a lot of highly skilled female tradespeople and I always rush to their comment sections to see the men who have never built anything of note tell them what they are doing wrong. And all the other stupid shit female creators have to put up with online.
Lyrics
Hey guys, I just wanted to show you what I made
I've had my head down at it for days and days
I'm so happy with how it all turned out
I put my heart and soul into creating something beautiful
And now I want to share it with all of you
And I hope you love it too
And then it begins
Well actually, that's not how I'd frame that wall
Sweetheart, your joists are gonna fall
Nice try, but you should have called a pro
Bet your dad helped though
Is that even to code?
And still it goes on
Well actually, the axle boots don't go that way
Keep practicing, you'll be good someday
It's not bad for a girl
Your color choice is gonna make me hurl
What's up with your hair
Do you sell your underwear
That's not how I would do it
I got mansplained and it's such a pain
Won't share my art again
Advice unsolicited, just like the pics in my DMs
Won't share my art again
Sorry to be such an inconvenience
Now I've thought it all makes sense
Just kidding, you give me the icks
Go eat yourself a bag of dicks
Well actually, blah blah blah blah
Well actually, shut up dude, you've gone too far
Well actually, no one asked you anyway
Well actually, mansplain yourself away
Mansplain yourself away