This song was probably one of the easiest songs to write because I basically just wrote down what I say in my head reading comments all day every day. Dude says "i don't like that colour" and I'm thinking "that's OK, Kyle, we didn't build it for you"... dumbass.
Lyrics
There's a man on the internet
I don't mind that he calls me pet
He has opinions he needs to share
I don't know why he thinks I'd care
He has to tell me it's not his style
Comment so long, it must take a while
To make sure everybody knows
He doesn't think those two colors go
There's a point that he might have missed
We've been doing this for quite a bit
It's an honest mistake to make
So let's clear it up for everyone's sake
We didn't build it for you Do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do
We do what we want to Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do
When you're the one who pays
Then we can do boopy-doopy-do-do its your way
There's this chick in a Facebook group
There's no end to the lengths she'll stoop
To let me know she does not approve
Of all the fabrics I chose to use
She's zoomed in on every seam
Like my work is a fucking crime scene
That she has to investigate
And my choices have made her irate
There's a point that she might have missed
When she hears this she'll probably be pissed
She doesn't look like someone I'd want to impress
Based on her profile pic
And the way that she's dressed
We didn't build it for you Do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do
We do what we want to Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do
When you're the one who pays
Then we can do boopy-doopy-do-do it your way
When you are the one who pays
Then we can do boopy-doopy-do-do it your way