This song was written for the Luci 1967 Goth Beetle build. It's one of the most autobiographical songs I've ever written, but probably relatable to a lot of middle-aged women 😂
Lyrics
She wants to be cool, but she's fuckin' tired
Watched a makeup demo and she really tried it
Black lipstick, Kat Von D Witches
Fishnet stockings, even though they itches
Dyed her hair jet black, got the coffin cut nails
But when it's time to go out, she always fails
She wants to be
B-T-T-G-G
She wants to be
B-T-T-G-G
Big tiddy goth girl
Got the platform boots, patent leather
But they hurt her feet, Uggs feel better
Corset so tight she can hardly breathe
Probably break a rib if she has to sneeze
Used all her energy to look this fine
But she can't go out bedtime's nine
She wants to be
B-T-T-G-G (big tiddy goth girl)
She wants to be
B-T-T-G-G
Big tiddy goth girl
She wants to be the big titty goth girl
She knows she can really rock his world
As long as he likes staying home
And can leave her well alone
She's not interested in sex
She's too tired to shave her legs
She wants to be (big tiddy goth girl)
B-T-T-G-G
She wants to be
B-T-T-G-G
Big tiddy goth girl
She's not acting aloof
She really don't care
Got years of trauma
She just doesn't share
30 years ago she could rival Elvira
Now she's stacking PTO so she can retire
Everyone says goth girls never die
Maybe that's true but we do get fucking tired
In her mind she's 'Just Like Heaven'
But she was born in '67
She wants to be (big tiddy goth girl)
B-T-T-G-G
She wants to beeeee
But it seems like a lot of work
And all the clothing hurts
Big titty goth girl
Big titty goth girl