This song is for the Beige Brigade who think the whole world should be muted to suit them. Intimidated by anything or anyone that is brighter than them in any way.
Lyrics
Is it too much or are you boring
People like you should wear a warning
Undecidedly beige and bland
Mortal enemy of the grand
Is it too much or are you basic
Maybe it's time just to face it
You're the friend your friends hate most
With the personality of dry toast
Not sure why you think people wanna hear
About all the colors and designs you fear
You're not known for your unrivaled flair
No one's waiting for your opinion share
You're a meeting that should've been an email
Unappealing to every single female
You're a decaf skim milk latte
And probably allergic to foreplay
This may come as a shock but you're boring
You've made a habit of conforming
Allergic to anything original
Safe to the point of criminal
Look I don't wanna be subliminal
So I'll spell it out real clinical
It's not too much
It's not too much
It's not too much
You're just not enough
But I'm sure you've been told that before
There's the door
You fucking bore