This song came from a TikTok I saw where this lady was banging on about things not being handmade if you use a sewing machine and using the word "queen" like a comma, and because I'm not an asshole I didn't comment on it, I just rage wrote a song instead.
And YES, I did write the lyrics. I see you on Reddit saying AI wrote them. Go fuck yourself.
Lyrics
Woah, hold up, did you just say what I think?
Rewind that shit, this will take me to the brink"It's not handmade if you used a sewing machine"
Bitch, sit down, you've got your wires crossed"Queen"
Dear internet I've got a bone to pick with you
Try to listen 'til the end, you can rant when I am through
Stop telling people that their work ain't legit
Just because they used a different tool to make it
I used my hands to make it, yeah that's called handmade
Even cavemen used some tools, back in the old days
Skill does the driving, motor just obeys
I used my hands to make it - so it's called handmade"It's not real art if it's digital"
Dude, even AI can't make you hold a stylus still
I'm sorry I didn't choose your preferred medium
But I was busy not giving a fuck about your tedium
There's one thousand ways to fuck a pig
If you don't like my way, then it's not your gig
To each their own, everything has it's place
You don't have to like it, but get out of my face!
I used my hands to make it, yeah that's called handmade
Even cavemen used some tools, back in the old days
Skill does the driving, motor just obeys
I used my hands to make it - so it's called handmade
What's so hard to understand"Queen"?
Gotta start a controversy just to get seen?
If you don't like it don't buy it
But if you've got nothing nice to say
Maybe just zip it!
I used my hands to make it, yeah that's called handmade
Even cavemen used some tools, back in the old days
Skill does the driving, motor just obeys
I used my hands to make it - so it's called handmade